I now officially love her

So me and Lady Gaga do have something in common...




Live.Dance.Breathe.

So basically I chose this song...

Because I feel like they should play it every time he walks into the Q


When your teams entire offensive strategy consists of getting you the ball...
or when your team scores upwards of 80 points and you scored half of them...
you should probably just have some ownership in the city... like a street named after you or something... and also some Coming to America style bathers and rose petal throwers...

sinseriously


Crazy part is... I don't even like basketball... football is WAAAAYYYY better


But I do like tall black men who make millions of dollars


And who have extremely big feet



The royal penis is clean your highness





Live.Dance.Breathe.

She wants to live fancy...

So me and some of my friends were playing the rating game this weekend:

Step 1: Set the standards who is a 1 (for me T-Pain) and who is a 10 (Idris Elba.. damn)
Step 2: Rate some other celebs to get a feel for the game
Step 3: Rate people you know...

Step 3 can be a little bit risky... but if you have friends like mine who keeps it real regardless.. it gets real interesting

My rating overall was a 7

Two of my female besties 9 and 10

Two of my male besties 6 and 7

What exactly does that say about me?

I don't really take female rating into account because you know... girls b trying to b nice to other girls... but will give ur ass a 3 behind ur back... but most dudes.. especially the ones I know can keep it real..

so I'll take this 7 and use it as a starting point... lol

Although these same dudes only gave Beyonce a 8.... which to me was RIDIC...so I mean... i guess I'm doing well?

Also... swag, money, talent, and power can raise/lower the rating:

Example: Lil Wayne pre-swag and talent: solid 2... After Tha Carter III: about an 11...








yeah... it does that much


Moral of the story... if you look like Joe Cool (ahem Jay Z) u better be grinding in the streets doing something if you want that Diva (who for all intensive purposes is a 10 in my book... based on shoe game alone lol)


Oprah was a 3 before those billions...now she off the charts... Ladies step ya game up!!!


Or at least be like Gayle and get some shine from association...


Best compliment of the day... my boy Grandpa Bill said my bestie Shug was above fat asses...


Now that IS beauty



Live.Dance.Breathe.

I want to stay in love with my sorrow...

I'm depressed


And I don't want any encouragement or "cheer me up" tactics...


I just want to be sad and alone...


And possibly listen to this song, Say You Will, Just to Keep You Satisfied, Insomnia, Mary Go Round, and What It Is nonstop


nobody reads this anyways lol

Sooo I'm pretty sure this WASN'T supposed to be hilarious....

But it definitely was...



When he hits the high notes tho...


I'M DONE!


lol sad thing is I love this freaking song... but live... he could've just left it alone....


Live.Dance.Breathe.

I found out what is missing in my life...

#1

Opened-toed boots like these:

#2
These Balenciagas



I'll do something strange for a piece of change large enough for these shoes....




So um...


Just let me know





Live.Dance.Breathe.

Put a little twist in her hips... cause I'm watching

I really love them as a couple...

Baddest Bald Chick in the world... well Intellect's a close second ;)



Shit maybe I should shave my head...



Could u imagine how much you'd save on hair products??


Truth be told tho...


I'm not that bold

Anyways I know EVERY word in this song... I just love it! But the reason it's on here is I been thinking... can women be a sexually free as men without being called hoes and sluts? I mean if Rihanna came out with a song called "I Get Around" she would be publicly crucified lol....

INTRO SEX AND THE CITY CLIP:



Call me crazy... but I enjoy the search for Mr.Right... because Mr.Wrong Mr.Right Now and Mr. Right Spot all serve a purpose...


You feel me?


Anyways that's what's in my head at this point...



HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO EVERYONE!!!!!



Live.Dance.Breathe.

Thug Life

So I know this clip is old...

But I was thinking about it the other day...

How gangster is this little girl?

Like her logic is so hood... she's like "shit.. if he about to come out the movie and kick my ass then I gotta kick his ass first"

I mean think about it


You'd probably get the same answer from Tupac...





And that my friends, is why this clip is

THE BEST FUNNY KID MOMENT EVER



If you asked me what I was gonna do if a monster got me at 3....



I'd probably say run...


But i mean... I'm obviously not as hood as this girl



Live.Dance.Breathe.

I feel like I been waiting an eternity....

Did you enjoy the dancing bird?

Cuz that's my shit....


Anyways had a great time in the land this weekend being with all my loves, but it's time to finish out this college thing in Athens...


5 Things Needed to Survive the 5 Weeks

1. Alcohol (big surprise right)
2. Focus (because I'm sooo easily distracted at this point)
3. Patience (cuz I'm ready to get the FUCK up outta here)
4. Sleep (and lots and lots of it...)
5. Company (cuz a girl get's lonely every now and again...)


I think I have number 5 covered for the first time in a looong time.... haven't u noticed my posts don't end with "it's been to long"-esque comments?


I took me a sip of some Crown Royal and now I'm asking another one to Come See Me


But for some reason I can't get this other man's tattoo off my neck.....



Damn....



So many men

So little Melodic...


lol lol jk jp...


sinseriously



Live.Dance.Breathe.